- Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
- Marry them and start a family
- Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
- Make them strudel with no icing
- They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
- Take all six packets for yourself
- Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
three times when chris abused mark’s boobs and that one time when mark protected them
Glamour Magazine (June 2014)
growth, decay, transformation
Watch the new trailer for Christopher Nolan's Interstellar.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead photographed by Matt Morris
sarah paulson switching the name cards so tatiana could sit next to her
Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver playing ping pong (x)
A long time ago, she remembered her father saying that when the cold wind blows the lone wolf dies but the pack survives. He had it all backwards. Arya, the lone wolf, still lived, but the wolves of the pack had been taken and slain and skinned. - Arya Stark
phil collins went off doing the tarzan soundtrack.
he ain’t have to go that hard like that.